Meet the Staff

He’s a grumpy old dog who does absolutely nothing but bark orders at everyone all day! Mrs. Sallee had Bandit before she met Mr. Sallee, so let’s be real: he does what he wants around here.

The farm's most faithful and loyal employee, Beretta aims to please and does whatever she’s asked without hesitation… unless it involves coming inside. Then, poof! She magically develops selective hearing and goes into full-on stealth mode.

Mrs. Sallee rescued Leah from the euthanasia list because she was deemed “unapproachable.” Turns out, she does in fact thoroughly enjoy trying to eat everyone and everything—except them! So, they let her do her thing while she patrols the perimeter like a furry bouncer.

As a kid, Mrs. Sallee always wanted a rabbit, but her parents wouldn’t let her have one. So, meet Loki! He hops around and poops on everything like it’s his job, but hey, rabbit droppings make great natural fertilizer! So really, we’ve just put him on the payroll—free-range gardener extraordinaire!

Willow is the fierce leader of the herd! She runs a tight ship, but don’t be fooled—there’s always room for a little mischief, so long as they make sure Willow’s getting her share!

Elsa, daughter of Willow, is the snitch of the group—loud, clumsy, and the baby of the herd! If there’s a mischief meter, she’s off the charts. Whether she’s tripping over her own hooves or accidentally spilling the beans about their latest plan, her epic fails are the reason the herd always gets caught!

They take their job way too seriously—if you don’t bring a snack, good luck making it through the gate! And while Peppa & George usually handle things on their own, they’ve been known to call in the herd for backup.

They’re the backup! Think of Waylon & Willie as the unofficial goat task force, ensuring the herds every goal is met—If there’s a mission, you can bet they’re in charge of quality control and snack distribution!

Luna is a parkour expert, fully dedicated to keeping the herd in shape and mastering the art of escape! If you check out the blog, you’ll hear all about her daily training sessions!

These goats have a magical talent for testing the boundaries of fate—and our fences! We're convinced finding fun ways to die is what they live for. Seriously, if it’s risky or sketchy they’re all in.